Signs of A Dissidia Addict

Signs of a Dissidia Addict:

1) Purple and yellow is a manly color combination
2) Your history teacher shows you a picture of medieval knights and you keep blinking at it because for a second you thought you saw Garland, Golbez, and Exdeath.
3) You take a stroll in the park, then you stumble across a patch of roses and think to yourself, "Oh, God, Firion's been here..."
4) Every evil dictator to you is a reincarnation of the Emperor.
5)Onions are now officially the coolest ingredient in your kitchen.
6) You open 2 internet tabs, go to google, search for pictures of Medusa and Cloud of Darkness separately, look back and forth at their pictures, and swear they're related.
7)Your future baby son's name has changed from George/Stanley/Joe/Brad/*insercommonguynamehere* to Cecil.
8) Even men with womanly legs are hot.
9) You look at KHBS Terra, and you laugh because you remember that his name came from a girl.
10) Clowns are suddenly scarier than Freddie Kruger
11) Cloud is not interested in anything at all.
12) The only long, silver-haired men that exist to you are either sadistically hot with a 6-minute  rock-orchestra song in full Latin, or straight out gay right down to the clothes.
13) Squall suddenly takes on a whole new meaning
14) You now have a whole new perspective of witches.
15) You go to the zoo, you see a small light-colored monkey jumping around, quietly stealing money from a fat guy, and yell "ZOMG, Zidane!", to the whole zoo.
16) You frequently go to the beach with light-blue beachball to see if Tidus is there and you can make him teach you how to play Blitzball.
17) It is now possible for human beings to carry and throw a 20-ton meteor rock.
18) You buy a hamster/gerbil/guinea pig/ any other kind of pet rodent and name it Shantotto.
19) Big noses are now a hot guy feature.
20) Aphrodite got nothing on Cosmos.
21) Gods can also be in the form of part-bull, part-lizard, and part-bat.